This one is more cute than funny but it made me smile anyway!
A small boy invaded the lingerie section of a big department store and shyly presented his problem to the sales clerk. “I want to buy my mum a present of a slip,” he said, “but I’m darned if I know what size she wears.
The clerk said, “It would help to know if your mum to short or tall, fat or skinny.”
“She’s just perfect,” beamed the little boy, so the clerk wrapped up a size thirty-four for him.
Two days later the mum came into the store herself and change it for a size fifty-two.
Have a great weekend,
Jay 
April 17, 2007 at 9:27 am
Hi!
we have met before (you know my in-laws pretty well, I think! and we go to the same church!), I got told to come and check out your blog. It’s very cute! I loved this post, it’s so funny!
this blogging thing can get a bit addictive! I’ve got one at http://fikalo.blogspot.com, I use it to post my drawings & paintings & short essays about my faith
anyway, keep up the good work!